In the process of me writing this article, I went round to ask different girls the pick up lines guys have used on them this year. I did not get what I wanted so I went further to ask the guys in the office. To my greatest surprise, some of them do not know the meaning of a pick up line so I’ll be starting with the definition of pick up lines.
A pick up line is simple. It is a conversation opener. This is usually the first thing a guy says to a girl when he wants to engage the girl in a romantic relationship. To be very honest, we girls love when guys are creative with words. We basically remember guys that start up a conversation in a sweet manner.
One thing guys don’t understand about us is that we are tired of hearing the same thing over and over and over again. If you want to man up and talk to that special girl you like please and please avoid using these pick up lines.
Pick Up Lines
- You look familiar. Do I know you? Did you go to Unilag?– I don’t know why guys do this but then I feel it is very lame. Can’t you just be honest and introduce yourself? It gets so annoying when you are trying to be productive with your life and one guy is using your head to do merry go round. Guys please you need to change this year. We are already tired of this line. Thank you.
- Asides from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?– ‘come again say what?’ How do you guys do this? I am sure in your head you think you are DOUBLE COOL but in reality you are a MAJOR LOOSER! That line alone will make the girl uninterested in you. So if you don’t want it to result into wasted effort, then drop that line.
- Girl are you a lizard? because agama eyes on you– Don’t ever say this to any girl. No lady deserves to hear this from any man. *drops mic*
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together– Wait first, is that supposed to make us feel special? A little advise from me, get an actual job and stop thinking of rearranging the alphabet!
- What is your name? *says name* Wow that is beautiful, I bet your number sounds as beautiful– I am trying so hard right now to come up with a response but I am actually speechless. All I can say is ‘I bet yours don’t!’
These are the ones I could get from my research. Here is an advice, Please don’t use any of these pick up lines and expect the girl to fall head over heels for you. It ain’t gonna happen. Not in this life. Not in the next life! Be creative and be 100% original.
What other pick up lines have you heard this year?